How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

"How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you" is the latest book from the Latin dance sensation known as "The Oatmeal." It contains 136 pages of comics, instructional guides, and facts to help you enjoy, love, and survive your cat. This book contains a bunch of Oatmeal classics, such as Cat vs. Internet, How to pet a kitty, and the infamous Bobcats, as well as cat-turd-sized loads of new material.

A few examples include:

• How to tell if your cat is a raging homosexual
• 6 ways to tell if your cat thinks it's a mountain lion
• The Bobcats on Saturday
• If we treated our cats like they treat us
• The 3 ways of dealing with cat litter

Every copy also includes a pullout poster of "How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you."